I'd like to announce that Jory and I are writing a play. One in which Cinderella's fairy godmother is really just her extremely effeminate best friend (who ended up being from Harlem, I do believe, through no fault of mine). His name is Godfrey.

"Those were Gucci shoes, girl! What you about, goin' around losing one of 'em?! That's more than you make in a month!!"